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A little ego goes nowhere.

All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But I hope not.

Anybody can exercise… But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.

Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.

Eat every meal as though it were your last.

Good times are ahead ! Or behind. Because they sure aren’t here.

His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.

I am hungry. Therefore I am.

I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged !


If you are patient…and wait long enough…Nothing will happen !

Bring me an order of everything, with a side order of everything else.

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.

Oh no! I overslept ! I’m late ! For my nap.

I eat too much because I’m depressed, and I’m depressed because I eat too much. It’s a vicious circle… that took years to perfect!

I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with … one quart of Mayonnaise !